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Saturday, February 8, 2014

Whoopee! We're All Going to Die! - UPDATE


UPDATE: Texas gets it right. 
28-year-old Henry Magee is no longer charged in the shooting death of Burleson County Sheriff's Deputy Adam Sowders. A grand jury decided there wasn't enough evidence for him to stand trial on the capital murder charge.
McGee admitted to shooting Sowders before sunrise on December 19th while the deputy and other investigators were serving a no knock search warrant for drugs at McGee's mobile home near Snook.
Magee's Defense Attorney Dick DeGuerin says his client thought someone was breaking into his home and fired to protect his pregnant girlfriend and himself.

You can see a cold blooded murder on youtube right now. And nobody will ever go to jail for this home invasion and murder. Nobody. What are you going to do when they come for YOU in the middle of the night while you are sleeping?


Click the photo masthead to read all about police misconduct. Do you feel safer now? Huh! Do ya!

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I have had it with the Open Carry Mofos too. I say, stand your ground. Shoot them Mofos without warning on sight of the GUN. After all, they put you in fear of being shot dead by wearing it. And you are just trying to have a nice lemon muffin and a cup of coffee in peace.

Just shoot and get a good lawyer. If Zimmster won, you will win. Sheet, shoot anybody with a suspicious bulge that might be a gun. Whoopee! We are all going to die.


Hmmm. I have a great idea for a new product that will sell like BigMacs. Some young person take note. Home Protection Against Home Invasion. Or call it DoorGun Inc. 


You rig the doors of your house so an automatic weapon sprays gunfire all over anyone if disturbed. You put a 

DANGER AUTOMATIC WEAPON FIRE IF SEAL IS BREACHED 
sign on each door. DoorGun operates on a motion sensor. And you offer free installation. 

We will all breathe a sigh of relief. You have not lived until you have had SWAT parked outside your house and revving up. You have not lived until a drunken childhood friend of your daughter's (who has just dropped by) decides to show you his gun at 2 a.m. Everybody has one. 


Truth is, I do not know whether I am serious or sardonic here. Oh noooooooz! Poe's Law!