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Thursday, December 4, 2014

I finally got this poem right. Merry Christmas to me and thee.


A Bitty Ditty for Marilyn

Fornicate! Fornicate!
Who gave us this SEX so great?
It's God.

As I do the in and out,
I have oft been known to shout:
Oh God!
Amen.

And here is a Christmas poem for your enjoyment
by Anonymous .

Twelve Days of Christmas

On the 12th day of Christmas, my Rupert gave to Me:

12 dullards droning
11 ranters ranting
10 bores-a-boring
9 baggers bragging
8 hawks-a-hawking
7 spinners spinning
6 geezers greying
5 Ben-gha-zis
4 Blondes with Thongs
3 Freedom Fowl
2 Phony Facts
and a pervert named Bill O' Reilly.