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Wednesday, April 27, 2016

The Toilet Laws #2 - First Casualties

The Pee Pee Police must check your package
Before you can sit on the throne.
Regardless of evidence of adequate stackage,
Beneath bloomers there may still be a dangling bone.
- Yadig
Can you identify your vagina? They are not going to let you pee in North Carolina or Texas unless you can identify your vagina. Gives new meaning to "Papers please."
And as it has been wisely observed, if persecution once begins, no man alive knows how far it may reach, or where it will end. - Jonathan Swift
Beware the toilet vigilante. The frumious Bundersnatch of Texas. Notice that the vigilante has moobs. Maybe we need to question every lardass in America about whether they truly have a dick. I can hear the moaning now.

I seem to be writing about toilets like I wrote about cake. I wrote lots about cakes. Political and otherwise. This is the new right wing Moan Meme.

Pee in the wrong toilet and cause nuclear war!
'These Freaks Are Going To Get Us All Killed': Rick Wiles Warns Target Restroom Policy Will Spark Nuclear War
BY Miranda Blue

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