Friday, November 16, 2012

One of these days, Grover, you are going to get it. Pow! right in the Pisser.

Dear Sir or Madam: You want to punch Grover Norquist in the dick? I congratulate you. I regret that whitehouse.gov took your petition down.



I would pay money to punch Grover in the dick. I would pay money to watch somebody else punch Grover in the dick. 

Since the government is too stuffy to arrange this or even leave the petition up, I think we could run a raffle. One dollar a ticket. Some lucky ticket holder will get One Punch. 

Think of it. We could pay off a good part of the national debt with the proceeds. Maybe Grover would volunteer. Or we could offer him part of the pot. We cannot kidnap him, tie him up and then punch him in the dick. That would be wrong. So wrong. 

It would be incredibly patriotic for Grover to volunteer. And he does care about the national debt so. Might even be the best sex he has had lately.  He has that look.  Beat me, Daddy, eight to the bar. Apology to Mrs. Grover, if any.

I wonder if the petitioner was a little whacked when creating the petition because there is a typo. One would not want to leave a typo on a petition. Well, I would not. I used to be a typesetter. Old habits die hard. This petition is even better than the petitions I talked about here.  Who knew the White House petition site was going to be such fun.



Sunday, November 4, 2012

More from Dood Abides. Yes, I am a Fan.

I feel just like Abigael feels. Tired down to the ground. I cannot wait for election day to be over. Dood Abides to the rescue. LOL. 




Saturday, November 3, 2012

Occupy Sandy Feeds and emPowers New York City

Volunteers from Occupy Sandy and other community organizations are running a massive humanitarian aid effort in New York City. Some say they are doing a better job than the Red Cross. Details at the link below:

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2012/11/02/1154537/-AMAZING-Occupy-Wall-Street-Leading-Massive-Volunteer-Powered-Recovery-Efforts-in-New-York

If you cannot get to NYC or New Jersey to volunteer in the flesh and ride bikes to power, you can donate to help care for the Folks in need at the link below:

https://www.wepay.com/donations/occupy-sandy-cleanup-volunteers



http://www.nynatives.com/content/thankfulness-occupy-wall-street-bikes-power-lower-east-side