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Friday, April 5, 2024

Mike Pence is Running for President

CLOTHESPIN OPTIONAL

I know a guy
Who lives in a shoe.
Every day he has
Nothing to do.
But cavil and sigh.

I know a guy
Who swallowed some poo.
No one knows why
He swallowed doo doo.
I know why he did that jig.
He swallowed doo to help a Pig.
Let's make him cry.

I know a guy with a bleeding eye.
I know why he's covered by fly.
It's all because he swallowed pig doo.
Smells foul now morning poo from the prig do.
Cavil and sigh.