Showing posts with label Salmagundi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Salmagundi. Show all posts

Tuesday, December 29, 2020

Goodbye 2020

salmagundi
noun
sal · ma · gun · di | \ ˌSal-ma-ˈgen-dē\

1: a salad plate of chopped meats, anchovies, eggs, and vegetables arranged in rows for contrast and dressed with a salad dressing

2: a heterogeneous mixture : POTPOURRI


/Bigotry - subheading Racism/ is like owning a big dog. We shall call the dog ICK.

I have no problem with your ICK as long as you (global not personal you) keep it at home or on a leash. Nurture your ICK. Cuddle it to your heart's content. Feed it beer and jerky in front of the TV. Be as ICKY as you like.

When you take ICK out in public, and ICK bites me or defecates on my lawn or hurts children, you make your ICK my and the public's problem. And we must and do have appropriate remedies for that. This is a sign that appeared in minority neighborhoods in 2016.


I am frightened. We are close enough to the edge of the cliff that I can see a bit over it. I try not to shove people into groups so forcefully they cannot and do not exist as individuals. That is a Sin, if Sin can be said to exist. I want to give up, and want others to give up, doing politics as a team sport. I will take ideas how we can do that.


It is only in my lifetime that Women can have a bank account and a mortgage without permission from a Father or Husband. It is only in my lifetime I can walk down the street holding hands with a Black friend and not be noticed at all. It is only in my lifetime that a Black entertainer can stay overnight at a hotel s/he is working at. We can be back there in 1959 in an instant.


Last but not least, we need some Dirt. See photo below. I see two balls. Where is the penis? That is some severe tucking. I think I know how the works is tucked, but I hesitate to elaborate. Let me just say Spanx and folds. I do not care if I am fat shaming. I am a tolerant Liberal. That means I even tolerate my nasty self. 

"We ought to leave this world behind." - Dary from Letterkenny



Friday, September 13, 2019

SALMAGUNDI - September 2019 - When dicks fly.

salmagundi noun
sal·​ma·​gun·​di | \ ˌsal-mə-ˈgən-dē \
1: a salad plate of chopped meats, anchovies, eggs, and vegetables arranged in rows for contrast and dressed with a salad dressing
2: a heterogeneous mixture : POTPOURRI

Trump administration delays expansion of clean water rule
By MICHAEL BIESECKER January 31, 2018

Trump says 'air and water are the cleanest they've ever been' in US
BY ARIS FOLLEY - 06/18/19 09:47 PM EDT


I will believe Donald Trump when Dicks fly. The last time we ignored water pollution, the Cuyahoga River caught on fire. The one great thing Nixon did was create the EPA.


If climate change is real, the two things you and your loved ones must consider is finding a reliable source of clean food and water for your survival. Sharks are now commercializing and privatizing water rights. I know climate change is real. I have a volunteer avocado tree that has survived two Winters. I live in Philly.
Zone 7 for the Gardeners out there.

I think Ben Shapiro is channeling Walter Winchell. Winchell did it better.
https://www.criticalpast.co...

Sarah Palin is in the news again. Feh. I wrote this when SP likened torture to Xian baptism. I was at peak rage.
And fuck you, John McCain. Fuck you for inflicting this bimbo on America. This cheap slut was meant to be VP of the United States of America? Can she even spell America?
Old fool McCain voted with his dick for this Koch-sucking-meth-addicted-secessionist Bimbo Queen of the Universe. And fuck any advertiser who quits me because I said this. I cannot find language filthy enough to express my revulsion. And I am a trashmouth with talent.
I have a hatred for the disinformation warriors - Marketing specialists. They have weaponized speech to a degree undreamed of by Goebbels. And Goebbels was good at his job. I am more worried about this than I am about nuclear war/plants and I am plenty worried about that. Comedians are the Prophets of our time.




Wednesday, May 22, 2019

SALMAGUNDI - May 22, 2019


salmagundi noun
sal·​ma·​gun·​di | \ ˌsal-mə-ˈgən-dē \

1: a salad plate of chopped meats, anchovies, eggs, and vegetables arranged in rows for contrast and dressed with a salad dressing

2: a heterogeneous mixture : POTPOURRI


Ben Carson is daily so high he is looking down on the eagles. Congress must be randomly and regularly drug tested. What is sauce for the working man must be sauce for Congress. We need to start with Ben Carson, Steve King, and Kyrsten Sinema.


Tom Cotton is showing us his ass again. Cotton has said he can be opposed to abortion because we live in a democracy.

My dupa is not a democracy. No thank you. I will have lots of hot sex. I will use birth control. If I become pregnant, I will gestate or abort as I see fit. Not as Tom Cotton sees fit.

Anthropologically speaking, Humankind has three strategies  for dealing with unwanted reproduction (births): contraception, abortion and infanticide. All three are practiced in every culture worldwide historically and currently.

Those who restrict contraception and abortion make infanticide, child and maternal mortality inevitable. We have many in vitro examples of this but the one that troubles me the most at the moment is this example http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...

There is nothing moral about controlling women's reproductive choices by law or by shaming. Illegal abortion and sepsis/hemorrhage in childbirth are the three leading causes of maternal death worldwide. The USA has the highest maternal mortality rate of the developed countries. Women have blood in the fertility game. Abortion and contraception are human rights. Cotton does not occupy the moral high ground.