Showing posts with label Eric Swalwell. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Eric Swalwell. Show all posts

Friday, April 12, 2024

Song for the Oily Wrestler and My Heros

WORD PLAY

FUCK (with) synonyms: lay screw shag bang bonk score schtup #$% and some I surely missed. Pick your favorite.


When I turn on YouTube at the end of the day,
When the last winds of work blues have flown,
Conway and Swalwell will be 
There and waiting for me.
I won’t have to #$% Gym Jordan alone.

I won’t have to screw Jordan alone.
Kinzinger’s career died my sins to atone.
Through the darkness, I see.
He’ll still be working with me.
I won’t have to schtup Gym Jordan alone.

Though the billows of lies and trouble may sweep
Jared Moskowitz will care for our own
Until the end of the journey
The Democracy he will keep
I won’t have to bang Jordan alone.

Note: The Democracy is what FDR called All Americans

I used a beautiful old Christian Hymn for rhyme scheme and meter. I know this Singer will understand and forgive me. He was a touch badly behaved once in awhile like me. 

This is a living and transforming Dog. I need three more verses/chorus. I will accept assistance.