There are a number of websites that are tracking 'accidental' gun wounding and gun death. These stories, especially the stories about the dead toddlers, used to upset me. You can read another new gun death story every day in America. For awhile I was in a constant state of upset.
The whole American gun debacle is so ugly, ridiculous and constant that all I can do now is laugh. Do you think maybe God has a sense of humor?
BANG - right in the penis! And the Dumfuckistanis do it to themselves regularly. Oh the schadenfreude - it is delicious. This comedian below is so right on.
1. A man in Macon Georgia shot himself in the penis on Thursday, according to WMAZ Channel 13.
2. CHANDLER, Ariz. – Police are preaching firearms safety after a Chandler man accidentally shot himself in the penis with his girlfriend's little pink pistol.
3. Police in the town of Rio Claro received a call around 8:00 a.m. on Sunday from witnesses who had heard a shot coming from a parked car. The responding officers found a driver slumped at the wheel bleeding from his... private parts.
I could go on and on and on ... but you get the idea. "His girlfriend's little pink pistol" got him right in his little pink pistol. LAUGHING MY ASS OFF.