The grim facts that Forced Birthers do not allow: About 10% of adolescent girls who have sex before age 20 report that it was involuntary. This percentage increases the younger the first intercourse occurs. A sexually active teen who does not use contraception has a 90% chance of becoming pregnant within the first year. - American College of Obstetrics and GynecologyI seem to be doing a SexPig Series by serendipity. I did not mean to do so. But SexPigs happen or they are made. And I write about them. There seem to be so many of them that attach themselves to the Forced Birther movement.
Today's sexpig is Zachary Jordan Klundt. I cannot find any information that he is guilty of explicitly sexual crimes yet. Mr. Klundt is charged with arson, theft, and vandalism, which is the pervert trifecta. He is a white supremacist with a gun too. Several guns.
One account of the vandalism said there was a "powdery yellow substance" all over everything." Maybe it was pollen? Maybe his Momma never had "the talk" with him and he is just an excitable boy? You think he got a woody when he was destroying all the Art? Mr. Klundt took documents and files. Mr. Klundt and his "prollife" buddies could be coming after you or your cousin Flora to replay a 21st Century version of The Scarlet Letter.
I promised myself I would not make fun of his name. I will not make fun of his name. Unacceptable. I will just make fun of his Mother's name, which is Twyla Klundt.
Mrs. Twyla Klundt runs the crisis pregnancy center mentioned below. I like it as Twatwaffle Kundt. Be a great name for a graphic novel. I hope this oaf's white supremacist buddies do not come after me. Be a shame to die for a Twat Joke.