I do not wonder what the sex workers are doing right about now in Tampa. I know that "Republican kink" isnota fantasy. It is an understatement. Think of the way they have been mentally raping women for months now. Translate that mindset into amorous expertise across the Bell Curve. It will be a hot time in the old town tonight. Shudder. Please note: Those who object to my attitude toward Law Enforcement (da PoPo, Sexpigs etc.) will understand me better if they go to this Website.
I am fricking old. So I do not entirely understand how Twitter works.
However, I have big brass ovaries and I often learn things by jumping right into the mess to see what happens. So I have Twatted in the past. I decided today that I can learn a lot more by creating a new hash tag and watching how it grows. Maybe it will grow; maybe it will not.
New Hash Tag:
#UpPaulRyansAssWithAWandOfBrass
My first tweet:
Paulie Ryan has a dick, Eee Eye Eee Eye Oh Who would fuck him? He makes me Sick. Eee Eye Eee Eye Oh.
Now you might ask "Why is such a sweet Old Lady saying such nasty things about Paul Ryan?" Eezy Peezy. Just read THIS. No that is not ME above. It is a protester at the RNC.
I draw your attention to this carefully researched essay on Rape. I recommend every woman and any man who loves women read it.
O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? You flip-flop here, you flip-flop there, You flip-flop almost ev'rywhere. You ballyhoo what you're gonna do And then you pull a switcheroo; You now malign what you found fine; Seems like you've got a jellyfish spine. Obamacare, by you begun, Now you'd trash it on day one. Gun control you did extol, But now you're preaching decontrol.
O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? We've got no clue what you will do Or what new view you'll pander to. Time was you championed women's choice, But you no longer heed their voice; On gay rights, too, guess you withdrew Support they once enjoyed from you. Global warming, EPA, Immigration, minimum pay, Roe V. Wade, also fair trade, All joined your flip-flop cavalcade.
O, Romney-O, Romney-O Wherefore art thou, Mitt Romney? So many things that you were for You've turned against and slammed the door. Stimulus and cap and trade, Education, foreign aid, Campaign reform, tarp rescues, too, All victims of your switcheroo. You take your stand on shifting sand, We never know where you will land; You vacillate, you fabricate, A wishy-washy candidate.
O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou Mitt Romney? As gov'nor you let taxes rise, Now ev'ry tax you demonize. You say regardless of the facts You'd take an axe to the millionaire's tax; You'd feed the greed of the richest few The poor and middle class you'd screw. Your tax returns you hide from view What evil lurks there we've no clue; If they're not bad why hesitate? Is it that they incriminate?
O, Romney-O, Romney-O, Wherefore art thou Mitt Romney? At Bain you plundered with a flair And walked away a zillionaire. You shipped off-shore, good jobs galore To China, India, Singapore; A job creator you are not. And to boast you are is tommyrot. As a total fraud, Mitt's got no peer; What we must do is crystal clear: Let's give Obama four more years! Yes, it's Obama – four more years! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS! FOUR MORE YEARS!
Tomorrow, August 1, is Chick-fil-A Appreciation Day for the Fundagelicals. The Fundagelicals want us to know they hate Gay Folks and they want to let us know that they have a right to say so. I agree.
I hate to be left out. So I will express my appreciation for Chick-fil-A right here, right now. I do not know who this young woman is, but I would like to buy her lunch. Anywhere but Chick-fil-A.
For those who support our LGBT brothers and sisters and really like the sandwiches, I have a solution. Here are the directions for making your own southern-style chicken sandwich.
For those of you in NYC, Schnipper's Quality Kitchen is donating $1.00 to Marriage Equality USA for each chicken filet sandwich sold in August. See the link below:
Gay folks are not the only folks suffering under the yoke of Dan Cathy's "biblical principles." He fires women who have had a baby and replaces them with men. He fires Muslim managers who do not want to participate in Christian prayers at business meetings.
